Friends

Jens e-mailed this to me so I thought I would post up on my blog since I didn’t want to go out and e-mail everyone. And like spam has friends! HA! Pluss I don’t know 14 people to send this too…

FAKE FRIENDS/

REAL FRIENDS
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. / Mrs. and Sir & Ma’am

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you

REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say ‘I’M HOME!’

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the person out that talked bad about you

FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this

REAL FRIENDS: Will send this to all their real friends and hope to get it back!

If you were killed today, I’m sorry I wouldn’t be able to come to your funeral, because I’d be in jail for killing the person who did it.

First, I wanted to let you know that I love you to death & think you are amazing!

Second, if I don’t get this back I understand …

I have a game for you. Once you read this letter, you must send it to 14 people that you really care about, including the person that sent it to you.

If you receive at least 7 back then you are

**AMAZING**

Found this on Subeta forums!

I just said The longest distance a person ever barfed was 21 feet.

Over 30,000 people die toilet related deaths each year in the United States.
slugs have 4 noses
Kraft produces enough whipped cream a year to fill the entire Grand Canyon. 
Cockroached can live 9 days after their heads have been cut off.
In Cleveland, Ohio it is illegal to catch mice without a hunting licence. 
the average human can go without sleep for 6 days before colapseing.
in arizona, u can get a fine for rolling a barrell down any streeet. the fine goes up depending on wats in the barell 
Kids in North America spend half a billion dollars each year on chewing gum. 
Maine is the toothpick capital of the world. 
New York’s Central park is nearly twice the size of the country Monaco. 
A sneeze travels out of your mouth at nearly 100 mph. 
its impossoble 2 sneeze with your eyes open 
Termites are more closely related to cockroaches than they are to ants.
Ok. Termites are more closely related to cockroaches than they are to ants.
The first toilet ever seen on television was seen on “Leave it to Beaver”. 
rats cannot barf 
you have to shower at least once a year in tennesee its a law. 
Doors of all public buildings must open outwards. (By law in the US) 
The average chocolate bar has about eight insects’ legs melted into it.
The average American spends 6 months of their life waiting a red light. 
Clinophobia is the fear of beds!
The sentence “The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog.” uses every letter of the alphabet!
The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds!
Donald Duck’s middle name is Fauntleroy. 
It’s against the law to burp, or sneeze in a certain church in Omaha, Nebraska!
Over 10,000 birds a year die from smashing into windows!
The dot above the letter “i” is called a tittle. 
An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain. 
Mel Blanc (the voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots. 
In Baltimore, Maryland, it is not legal to take a lion to the 
movies.
On average, 63 people each year in the UK die due to inhalation of animal hair. 
Triskaidekaphobia means fear of the number 13
mickey mouse has recieved more fan letters than santa claus 
Children grow faster in the springtime. 
The longest one syllable words in the English Language are screeched and strengths. 

NO!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tiwtter is down! -cries- Oh how can you do this to me? And I also have to go outside! I spend like forever outside just a bit earlier today! I’ve had enough of fucking fresh air!

Oh yeah!

I got my best friend to join wordpress! that makes two best friends joined up, and two more chickas for word press! YEA for wordpress! In other news, nothing is going on so I’m going to end this post here and now. Goodbye! adiós! Are you leaving? Go now! Okay this is silly GOOD BYE!

Naive

Don’t you just love that song? It’s very good. At least I think so. So if my titles naive it should have something to do more with being naive or something. I’m so bored. I think I’ll head over to blogthings or something after I post this nothingness, which just may be naive! HA! I have got what I wanted. Now if only more things went my way like this. Am I running in circles? I wrote something last night. Should I post it? I think it’s fine if leave out some parts. Brb! Just note that I am VERY dramatic and my emotions control most of the things I do.

May
No matter how horiable this is to write. Even if my heart hurt inside I most let the sound of wordcast make me laugh. Now I’ve let it south me so much. But I think it’s better this way. I don’t think I want to recall the memoirs of this movie, yes a movie. I didn’t even see it for more then six seconds and I’m so rocked. Why did I listen from the office? Why did I ask mom what happened? I’m already having nightmares. At least for the past two nights in a row.

A couple minutes later
My heart beats so fast with fear. I’d gone back into the room they were sining for the woman to give him a baby girl, then the screen turned an old ugly hall way then the went scary and I ran from the like it was that hall way and slammed the door behind me an ran for my Ipod so I wouldn’t here the screams.

Then the podcast makes me laugh and I’m all happy again. And I write about things I don’t want on this blog and may make people mad for some reasons. So… I go now! Bye bye!

Spanish

I really should be doing my spanish now and not my blog but moms in the kitchen so I think I can post a little. Well even though almost everyone knows this I finally made a twitter account and am obsessed with posting, I don’t think thats good for my health.
-looks at to do list-
Spanish
Math
Spelling test
Ew. Spelling test and math in one day. At least it’s not a science test. Bye

WordCast

Grr… Why won’t you show! I have this cool image that I want to post here but it won’t work. Yar! I’ll just have to link. -sigh-
http://randombuttons.deviantart.com/art/Wordcast-85016209
It won’t even allow me to link! WTH? I’m in HTML, seriously!

Not so perky

I’m not a huge fan of the new banner image. I just loved how the looked I didn’t really do anything to them but it’s so low qal! I wonder if they will ever fix that. Well I’ve got to go do school so I’ll update later.
Peace! <3

Blue is blue

Don’t ask about the name. I changed the theme. I didn’t like the old one. But now I have to make a new banner. -_- Better start doing that.

Restocking

My dads sleeping at the computer right now, I don’t know why he does. My dad does weird things a lot that I don’t get. Isn’t that what the children should do to there parents and not the other way around. He insist on sleeping there. I ask him why and he says nothing just gets mad at me. I can feel it. I think he doesn’t want me getting on that computer. Why? What harm would it do if he’s sleeping and I’m on my side doing my stuff. It makes me feel hopelessly lost. Nothing more to say, I think the subetan shops have restocked by now. BTW Subeta is a really cool pet site. If you join put Lovetoken in the Reffered By box. 

Bye friends. =)